We’ve Expanded!

We’ve been looking for a second place for a long, long time. We had huge expansion plans, none of which would work on our modest block at Templers. We spent, quite literally, years trying to find the perfect place.  A few things were defeating us.

Firstly, we live in the middle of South Australia’s bread basket. While that makes our surrounds quite pleasant, it also makes them quite expensive.  All of the places close to home were out of our price range.  At first I didn’t think they would be, but that leads me to my next point…

Secondly, the current lending rules are prohibitive to most people who want to buy rural property.  This is a big one, and I’m going to devote a whole other blog post to how shit this is, and how I believe it risks the longevity of our farming community.  We had a nice deposit, we had some equity in our other places, and we had income to service a loan. However, even a relatively modest $300k property meant we would require a $110k deposit.  How does that even make sense?!  I won’t bang on about it here, because I’ll never shut up.  However, think about any farmers you might know. How many of them are first generation?  I suspect the answer will be none of them, and the current lending rules are a big part of that.

Thirdly, there’s a dearth of nice-sized farmlets, which are smallish holdings – bigger than a hobby farm, but not broad-acre farm big.  Those around us tend to get snapped up by the big guys, and were probably beyond what the bank would lend us anyway.

We started looking further and further afield to find a place, and one that we could afford.  We could get land close to home without a house, as we’d be able to go back-and-forth to feed. However, finding a block of land that had water was hard enough, and finding one with water and power turned out to be impossible.  Finding smallish (sub 100 acre) blocks without a house was difficult, and it meant that the only lending option was pure rural.  They sometimes popped up with houses, which solved the water/power problem and made the lending easier, but it often more than doubled the price.

If we went further out we could find affordable blocks, though we faced the same power/water issues.  However, we’d need a house so we could spend the night, and that of course forced the price up.  We ended up looking at dozens and dozens and dozens of places over the course of a couple of years.

We ended up finding a place at Lochiel, which is slightly less than an hour north of us.  It was perfect – over 70 acres, lots of infrastructure, and a nice house.  Even then, it took us finding an amazing bank business loan/mortgage guy to help us get it over the line. Seriously, the hoops we had to jump through to make this happen were incredibly frustrating. I got my stubborn on though, and we ended up settling on a place on Christmas Eve.

And yes, the house still uses those kinds of keys. We also found out just how expensive it is to get them cut!

And yes, the house still uses those kinds of keys. We also found out just how expensive it is to get them cut!

 

This is the only real picture I have of the house. While the house wasn't really a consideration for me, it is genuinely very nice - 9 foot ceilings, timber floors, 4 bedrooms + study, new kitchen etc. To be honest, I like it more than the place at Templers.

This is the only real picture I have of the house. While the house wasn’t really a consideration for me, it is genuinely very nice – 9 foot ceilings, timber floors, 4 bedrooms + study, new kitchen etc. To be honest, I like it more than the place at Templers.

I wasn’t sure how to approach this blog.  Should I pontificate about the block, the infrastructure, and the house? Should I bang on about the work we had to do?  Should I describe all of the things we want to do there?  That all sounded like way more work than I wanted to do on a Monday night, so I figured I’d make this mostly a blog in pictures.  We’ve taken enough of the bloody things since we found out we could have the place, so I might as well make good use of them. 🙂

I’ll start small and work my way up…

This is a stumpy lizard, or shingle-back skink. Linhda calls him Lionel. They're everywhere, and she calls every one of them Lionel.

This is a stumpy lizard, or shingle-back skink. Linhda calls him Lionel. They’re everywhere, and she calls every one of them Lionel.

Lionel pops up everywhere.

Lionel pops up everywhere.

On the back porch.

On the back porch.

In Bruce's bowl.

In Bruce’s bowl.

Eating our grapes off the vine.

Eating our grapes off the vine.

And he even pops up from around things, just to look snake like and give you a little fright.

And he even pops up from around things, just to look snake like and give you a little fright.

This old plough is lovely, but huge and in exactly the wrong spot. We wanted to move it, and had to do it before we could build any fences.

This old plough is lovely, but huge and in exactly the wrong spot. We wanted to move it, and had to do it before we could build any fences.

I wasn't sure the Ranger would be able to move it.  The plough must weigh a tonne or two, and it's not exactly in good repair.

I wasn’t sure the Ranger would be able to move it. The plough must weigh a tonne or two, and it’s not exactly in good repair.

We ended up ploughing the ground between its old spot and its new spot just a little. :) You can see how we've cleaned up under the trees here.  Those trees are probably 50 or 60 years old, and I doubt they'd ever been trimmed back. We had to make it pig friendly and make it so we could walk under them.

We ended up ploughing the ground between its old spot and its new spot just a little. 🙂
You can see how we’ve cleaned up under the trees here. Those trees are probably 50 or 60 years old, and I doubt they’d ever been trimmed back. We had to make it pig friendly and make it so we could walk under them.

And this is the final resting place - behind the workshop.

And this is the final resting place – behind the workshop.

The place has never had front gates.  That may be because digging holes next to the driveway was so hard that I considered giving up partway through. :)

The place has never had front gates. That may be because digging holes next to the driveway was so hard that I considered giving up partway through. 🙂

 

The infrastructure on the place was what first attracted me to it.  The sheds are old, and a couple need some work, but every single one of them will be useful to us.  The implement shed alone is over 300 square metres! There are housing blocks in the suburb we used to live in that are smaller than that!

And don’t get me started on the loading yards. I would’ve bought the place for those alone.  They’re older than the house, which makes them over 60 years old, and they’re 100% hand-made.  They need a small amount of work, and we need to put in a lower ramp.  They’re freaking gorgeous though.

The implement shed. Seriously well built and HUGE!

The implement shed. Seriously well built and HUGE!

This isn't a great shot, but it has the Ranger for scale.

This isn’t a great shot, but it has the Ranger for scale.

The workshop. You can't see, but it has a pit on the other end and lots of benches.

The workshop. You can’t see, but it has a pit on the other end and lots of benches.

The last owners used this as a chook shed. I'm not sure what it was originally, but there are other foundations around. It might've been part of an original house.

The last owners used this as a chook shed. I’m not sure what it was originally, but there are other foundations around. It might’ve been part of an original house.

Inside the old chook shed, which is now one of my farrowing sheds.

Inside the old chook shed, which is now one of my farrowing sheds.

Longer view of the workshop. Those trees to the left are all cleaned up now and it's fenced off for the breeders.

Longer view of the workshop. Those trees to the left are all cleaned up now and it’s fenced off for the breeders.

This looks dodgy, but is awesome. It's an old fuel shed/depot.  It's perfect for storing grain - just back the Ranger up and cart the bags on/off.

This looks dodgy, but is awesome. It’s an old fuel shed/depot. It’s perfect for storing grain – just back the Ranger up and cart the bags on/off.

This is an old motor shed - around 3 x 7 or 8. We've also converted this into a farrowing shed, but will need to put up lean boards before putting a mum in there.

This is an old motor shed – around 3 x 7 or 8. We’ve also converted this into a farrowing shed, but will need to put up lean boards before putting a mum in there.

This is where it's at! These are my loading yards. So beautiful, and so freaking useful!

This is where it’s at! These are my loading yards. So beautiful, and so freaking useful!

We have a huge amount of work to do.  That started with clearing undergrowth out from the shade trees, and putting in a heap of yards/fences.  That was all over summer and the ground is more than a little unforgiving at times.  We were determined to not make the same mistakes we made at Templers, where we moved in over summer and almost killed ourselves by working in the heat.  That determination mostly paid off, though a few times I had to force myself to stop before the sun did some damage. Still, no risks, no rewards, right? 🙂

This is most of the rocks that came out of the hole I dug for the post in the background. That's from one hole, and I had to dig them out with a crowbar.

This is most of the rocks that came out of the hole I dug for the post in the background. That’s from one hole, and I had to dig them out with a crowbar.

The first yard we built was for the Saddlebacks. It was actually one of two huge yards, attached to a larger free-ranged paddock.

The first yard we built was for the Saddlebacks. It was actually one of two huge yards, attached to a larger free-ranged paddock.

Farmgenuity is using a triple truckies' hitch to pull the panel up tight. Impatience is putting the F100 into reverse to get it that bit tighter.

Farmgenuity is using a triple truckies’ hitch to pull the panel up tight.
Impatience is putting the F100 into reverse to get it that bit tighter.

Fencing is a family affair.

Fencing is a family affair.

Our first race.

Our first race.

We learned from our other race, and made this one a bit narrower. You don't want them turning around.

We learned from our other race, and made this one a bit narrower. You don’t want them turning around.

We've not used this as a race yet, and need to extend it down towards the grower paddocks so we can run it into the loading yards.  That'll happen in slow time.

We’ve not used this as a race yet, and need to extend it down towards the grower paddocks so we can run it into the loading yards. That’ll happen in slow time.

We've seen a lot of pig paddocks/yards/enclosures, and most of them are super dodgy. There's something about housing pigs that makes people think they should throw material together rather than build something permanent.  Not these paddocks though - they're pro!

We’ve seen a lot of pig paddocks/yards/enclosures, and most of them are super dodgy. There’s something about housing pigs that makes people think they should throw material together rather than build something permanent. Not these paddocks though – they’re pro!

We made as much use as we could from the limited shade but building the breeder paddocks around the trees.

We made as much use as we could from the limited shade buy building the breeder paddocks around the trees.

We've had to run a heap of water too, and will have to run a heap more.

We’ve had to run a heap of water too, and will have to run a heap more.

The most terrifying tool on any farm. That's why I let dad use it. :)

The most terrifying tool on any farm. That’s why I let dad use it. 🙂

This is my pig lock (patent pending). The theory is that we can get in there with a vehicle, and close the gate behind us before opening the gate in front. It works well, but we need to modify the design a bit on the next ones. I may actually end up tearing half of this one down and rebuilding it.

This is my pig lock (patent pending). The theory is that we can get in there with a vehicle, and close the gate behind us before opening the gate in front. It works well, but we need to modify the design a bit on the next ones. I may actually end up tearing half of this one down and rebuilding it.

Our first pig shelter on the place.

Our first pig shelter on the place.

The pigs approve.

The pigs approve.

As does Bruce.

As does Bruce.

Shelter up, complete with shade. We modified the design a bit to allow us to tension the shade cloth. It works well.

Shelter up, complete with shade. We modified the design a bit to allow us to tension the shade cloth. It works well.

We'll stack the big half-tonne rectangular bales of straw around the outside before the wet weather hits.  They'll be snug and dry.

We’ll stack the big half-tonne rectangular bales of straw around the outside before the wet weather hits. They’ll be snug and dry.

Sometimes even a farmer needs to take a breather. In my defence, it was 35 degrees and super high humidity that day, and I was the one digging the holes.

Sometimes even a farmer needs to take a breather. In my defence, it was 35 degrees and super high humidity that day, and I was the one digging the holes.

The infrastructure and the house are nice, but the thing I wanted most was the land.  That’s what it was all about for me.

A bit of a panoramic shot facing west from down near the loading yards.

A bit of a panoramic shot facing west from down near the loading yards.

Facing the wind turbines. They stretch for miles.

Facing the wind turbines. They stretch for miles.

There's a block of scrub behind us, complete with kangaroos.

There’s a block of scrub behind us, complete with kangaroos.

From near the northern boundary facing the house and sheds.

From near the northern boundary facing the house and sheds.

Facing south and west from the back of the block.

Facing south and west from the back of the block.

I think those hills are called The Bumbungas.  I have trouble saying that without sniggering though.

I think those hills are called The Bumbungas. I have trouble saying that without sniggering though.

This is standing to the west of the house, and facing west. Believe it or not, that's an intensive pig farm just over those trees.

This is standing to the west of the house, and facing west. Believe it or not, that’s an intensive pig farm just over those trees.

Panoramic shot facing north and west.

Panoramic shot facing north and west.

Facing east along an old fence line. Most of the work we face is removing 50+ year old fences and making pig-friendly yards.

Facing east along an old fence line. Most of the work we face is removing 50+ year old fences and making pig-friendly yards.

And of course, we only have the land so we can keep animals.  The first animals we moved there were sheep.

The first animals we took up. We spent a good few weeks getting fences in before getting the pigs up there.  The sheep were pretty easy though - fire and forget in the back paddock.

The first animals we took up. We spent a good few weeks getting fences in before getting the pigs up there. The sheep were pretty easy though – fire and forget in the back paddock.

We got the sheep up for their annual shots.  This was the first test run of the loading yards and they worked a treat.

We got the sheep up for their annual shots. This was the first test run of the loading yards and they worked a treat.

We had 2.5 inches of rain in one day, which was both amazing and scary. The result was greenery a week later though, which is nice.

We had 2.5 inches of rain in one day, which was both amazing and scary. The result was greenery a week later though, which is nice.

The downside of having tame animals...

The downside of having tame animals…

You can't tell, but these guys are facing off against Bruce.  The one on the left is Robert, one of our rams.

You can’t tell, but these guys are facing off against Bruce. The one on the left is Robert, one of our rams.

Most of why we have the land is for pigs.  I want lots and lots of pigs.  We started by buying in a breeding herd of Wessex Saddlebacks, and our first litters should be dropping in April/May, 2016.  We’ve since then moved almost all of the pigs from our Templers place, including the litter Honey had shortly after the fires, and we bought in a heap of Berkshire piglets.  They’ll fill the gap in production caused by the fires, and we’ll be able to choose breeders from the best of the gilts.

A big boost to our plans to phase to heritage breeds - a breeding herd of Wessex Saddlebacks. This is the boar, Reggie (pedigree name of "Dominator"), Mable, and Ginger.

A big boost to our plans to phase to heritage breeds – a breeding herd of Wessex Saddlebacks. This is the boar, Reggie (pedigree name of “Dominator”), Mable, and Ginger.

This is Molly, Melba, Betty, and Lucille.

This is Molly, Melba, Betty, and Lucille.

Reggie doing what he does best. Well, the thing he does second best.  There'll be another picture of what he actually does best in a little bit...

Reggie doing what he does best. Well, the thing he does second best. There’ll be another picture of what he actually does best in a little bit…

Molly.  I think she might be my favourite.

Molly. I think she might be my favourite.

Reggie courting one of his ladies.

Reggie courting one of his ladies.

This isn't a great picture, but this is what Reggie does best.  He just prefers a bit of privacy...

This isn’t a great picture, but this is what Reggie does best. He just prefers a bit of privacy…

A Berkshire grower in our first free-range grower paddock. That's a hectare of space behind it, but it's more interested in saying hey to me.

A Berkshire grower in our first free-range grower paddock. That’s a hectare of space behind it, but it’s more interested in saying hey to me.

I like to tour the fences on the motorbike. The Berkshires seem fascinated by the bike, and like to chase it up and down the fence line.

I like to tour the fences on the motorbike. The Berkshires seem fascinated by the bike, and like to chase it up and down the fence line.

Reggie close-up!

Reggie close-up!

This is Ginger. She's gorgeous.

This is Ginger. She’s gorgeous.

Reggie with part of his harem.

Reggie with part of his harem.

Baby Berkies!

Baby Berkies!

It looks like the bigger baconer there is cracking a joke. She's a sweety.

It looks like the bigger baconer there is cracking a joke. She’s a sweety.

Always curious.

Always curious.

This is Honey's litter, born not long after the fires.  We converted the old chook shed, which is a solid double-brick structure, into a farrowing shed with attached free-ranged paddock. For now, it'll do for these babies.

This is Honey’s litter, born not long after the fires. We converted the old chook shed, which is a solid double-brick structure, into a farrowing shed with attached free-ranged paddock. For now, it’ll do for these babies.

They're good looking piglets.

They’re good looking piglets.

Chowing down on brewer mash, soaked barley, and peas.

Chowing down on brewer mash, soaked barley, and peas.

We’ll keep a boar and two or three sows at home, and use them to breed our replacement gilts.  That means that once we have the genetics set up, we can have a closed herd and mitigate the risk of introduced disease.  That’ll leave maybe four pigs at home, which will be a doddle.  With growers, we should top out at over 200 pigs at the Lochiel property, all free ranged and all happy.

This isn’t the end of our expansion plans.  Ideally we’ll end up with a lot more land, enough to keep our own cattle on our own property.  For now though, we have enough to ramp up our pig production to where we want it and to start our own breeding flock of sheep.  That in turn has allowed us to branch out to more markets, and we’ve managed to score a spot at the best market in the state, if not the entire country.  That’s a topic for another blog though… 🙂

Babies!


I’ve not blogged in a while. One of the ironies of our farm life is that it keeps me too busy to talk about farm life on the internet. 🙂

One thing I noticed when looking back at the blog is that the past few posts have been seriously depressing! Fires  and lost lambs do not good internet reading make, as my old grand pappy used to often say. With that in mind, and in homage to my wise old grand pappy, I figured I’d post something a bit more upbeat.

As awful as November was with the Pinery fires, as horrible as it was having to start over with most of the infrastructure, and as soul-numbingly crushing as it was to have to shoot pigs I genuinely love and a lamb I helped hand rear, 2015 actually didn’t end badly at all.

That last paragraph started depressing, and at the end only picked up a little. I’m building suspense. It’s a writing technique.  Pretty pro, right?!

It goes without saying, but I’ll say it anyway: farm life has an enormous number of ups and downs. Thankfully, there really are a lot more of the ups than there are of the downs.  As shit as the fire was, and as much as still thinking about little Rosie makes me tear up, and it really does, the subsequent ups really do make it all worthwhile. The most immediate of those after the fire were the babies.

Now, we ended up with ducklings, lambs, AND piglets inside of a fortnight of the fire. I’m going to call it now though – there will be more pictures of, and words about, the piglets than the lambs or ducklings in this blog post. Don’t get me wrong, ducklings and lambs are awesome, but I think we can all agree, they’re no piglets.

We had a good six to eight clucky ducks, and they were spread quite literally across the entire property.  We’d have them nesting under farm equipment, behind water tanks, under bits of tin – pretty much everywhere except their purpose-built laying boxes.  We even had the scenario where we had about two dozen ducklings born when one of the mums came waddling in with another six following her. We didn’t even know she was missing, which is one of the downsides of having so much poultry – they can be tough to keep track of. Either way, this girl had been sneaking off to nest outside of our fence every night for a month and then brought her babies back.

Ducklings!!!!!!

Ducklings!!!!!!

We’ve raised ducklings using all of the permutations of incubator/natural and mum-raised/brooder.  Hands down the most effective method we’ve found is when we take them from mum and raise them in a brooder. Letting the mums hatch them is no problem, though we need to watch for mums that’ll have half the eggs hatch and then leave the rest to go cold. However, letting mum raise them is just too risky.  It sucks taking them from the mums, but the mortality is too high otherwise.

By way of example of that last point, we ended up with 31 ducklings when one of the mums hatched a clutch of five.  We’d had two lots already – one of 26 and then one of five.  We’d raised them in a big brooder, and then put them into what we call our “nursery”, which is a “fox-proof” (that’s in inverted commas because nothing is ever really fox-proof) free-ranged run where we grow the babies on in relative safety. They were all about ready to come out into general population when one of the mums hatched her five.  We knew she was sitting on eggs, but hadn’t held out a lot of hope. She proved us wrong though, and waddled out with her handful of babies.

Now, I should’ve grabbed those babies and put them in the brooder. However, I really do hate taking the babies from the mums as it seems quite cruel. At the same time, we had a metric butt-load of ducklings (that’s the official unit for lots of ducks), and I figured we could afford the risk to see how that mum went.  She lost three of the five on the first night, and the other two didn’t make it through the second day.

In addition to losing all of the live ones, she left a nest with one mostly hatched baby and a few eggs that were viable but died.  One of those eggs was pipping when I found them, so I put the whole lot in the incubator.  Had I caught them maybe 12 hours earlier I probably could’ve saved them all, but none of them made it.  Effectively, we had maybe 10 babies that were lost, both in-ova (I made that word up just now) and post-hatching, where our active intervention earlier would probably have saved them all.

There’s a philosophical debate there around natural hatchings and raisings versus human intervention. I’m onto my second pint of beer though, so that debate is currently beyond me and getting further and further out of reach with every mouthful.

Basically, this year had we actively searched out the duck eggs, incubated them, and then raised them in the brooder, we probably could’ve cracked 50 ducklings.  As it was, I think we found a nice middle-ground between nature and our involvement, the result being more than 30 ducklings. And seriously, who the hell needs more than 30 extra ducks?!

Our next baby win was lambs!  And they were twins!!!!!

I have a few pictures of flames tearing through our place with some sheep in the foreground blissfully ignorant as they eat hay.  I actually hate looking at those pictures, and suspect I always will, but they illustrate something interesting here. Here’s one of them:

Mary is the sheep oblivious to the apocalypse happening behind her.  She gave birth a week later.

Mary is the sheep oblivious to the apocalypse happening behind her. She gave birth a week later.

That sheep there eating as 25 metre long flames stream behind her dropped twins about a week later.  Sheep are either incredibly resilient or a little stupid. I like to think it’s a bit of both.

It was impossible to get these little buggers to both look forward at the same time, so this is Fawkes saying hey....

It was impossible to get these little buggers to both look forward at the same time, so this is Fawkes saying hey….

...and this is Toast.

…and this is Toast.

The little brown one is a ewe and the black and white one is a ram.  We had a competition on our FB page to name them, the kind that has no prizes, which means it’s either not a competition or is at best a really crappy competition.  They are now Toast (ram) and Fawkes (ewe).  The first name is self-explanatory when you consider the fire.  The second name makes sense if you’re a Harry Potter fan.

The little ewe we’ll keep as a breeder.  Her mum, Mary, was pregnant when we bought her, so Fawkes isn’t related to our rams.  The little ram, Toast, has been promised to friends of ours who want to start their own little breeding flock.  While I was more than ready to whether the little man and fatten him for market, I’ll gladly admit that I’m happy he’ll be living his life out as a breeder. 🙂

These lambs are in direct contradiction to little Rosie.  Their mum knew exactly what she was doing, and they ate well right from the start.  They overtook Rosie in size quite quickly, and really are what lambs should be.

The final baby addition to our farm family was Honey’s fourth litter of piglets. Before I start to gush about them, and I fully plan on gushing to the point of annoyance, I’d like to spend a paragraph or three paying tribute to Honey, possibly also to the point of annoyance.

My Honey Pig being a great mum.

My Honey Pig being a great mum.

Honey was one of the first pigs we ever bought.  She’s currently closing on 4 years old, and this was her fourth litter.  In that time, she’s given us 44 babies with 39 being weaned.  She’s lost three that were stillborn and two that were squashed.  The two squashings were from her second litter, and the stillbirths were across her first and third litters. She didn’t lose a single one of the ten born to her fourth litter, and she’s never given us less than double digits (10, 11, 13, and 10).

Now, that seems like a lot of numbers for no reason, but the result is that she has a piglet mortality rate of 11%, which is around the industry aim for intensively farmed pigs.  She gives birth in a purpose-built farrowing shed where she has full access to the outside.  We have a creep (a barrier to let the babies get away from her) with supplementary heat, but the rest is completely natural.  She’s given us nearly 40 weaned piglets without the use of farrowing crates and with a piglet mortality rate that is around the industry average. It’s hard to overstate just how valuable that is to small holders like us.

The other point to make about Honey is that she was sick or recovering for a good six to eight months. I’ve been to an intensive piggery where out of several hundred sows they had only a few who had given birth to three litters.  They start breeding at under a year, and by not much more than two years old are done. They either don’t get pregnant, come up lame, or get sick. There aren’t second chances in that environment, and so they are “chopped” (sold as salami or maybe pet food).  On average, there’s a 40% turnover of sows in intensive piggeries, so you can imagine just how many are chopped each year.

Honey came down with pneumonia when she was near 2.5 years old.  She’d given us three litters with no problems, but came down sick not long after weaning the last litter.  Now, in an intensive farming situation she’d have been chopped. You don’t nurse that kind of sow back to health. That’s not because those farmers don’t care either – I don’t want to give that impression.  Rather, that industry works on such a low margin that it’s all about volume, and you simply can’t carry non-performing stock.  That’s a direct result of the public’s current expectations of cheap and abundant pork, which is entirely due to the marketing of our ridiculous supermarket duopoly.  I’d bang on about that for a while, but my third pint of beer precludes it. Suffice it to say, had Honey been on an intensive farm, the first sign of green snot, and there was lots of that, would’ve seen her either shot and buried out the back, or sold as salami.

I’d like to make it clear just how much I love Honey. That’s not a feeling shared by everybody in the family, as Honey can be a straight-up bitch. When in season, Honey has been known to bite Peyton… okay… every time Honey is in season she ends up biting Peyton. She’s also stubborn (Honey, not Peyton), will tear her water container off of wherever it’s connected to if you don’t give her a wallow in time, and will let you know in no uncertain terms if you’re not feeding her fast enough.  She’s also broken her fair share of fences and gates.  However, she’s an amazing mum, will let any of us hover over her as she gives birth with complete trust, and will follow me anywhere if I just give her a pat and a scratch. The day she came down ill she was down in the back corner of our back paddock.  I went up to her, gave her a big love, called her to me, and walked all the way across the property and into one of the yards with her following me. She’s like a dog, if that dog were a quarter tonne, stubborn, and would eat you if lay down long enough.

I put Honey on her own the day she got sick, and I called the vet out. I’ve had farmers tell me that getting the vet out for stock is a waste of money, and that the best course of action is to let them either get better on their own or to euthanize them. Now that seems heartless, but there is some wisdom in it. There are economic considerations here, and vets aren’t cheap. However, I would respond to this point-of-view in two ways. Firstly, a healthy sow has the potential to give you dozens and dozens of piglets. Looking after a proven breeder can make very good economic sense.  Secondly, after a sow has given me 30 weaned piglets, then I think she’s earned a vet visit.  She’s future proofed her entire life with those 30 piglets, and I’m going to drop the few hundred dollars to make sure she’s okay.

As it turned out, Honey had pneumonia.  The vet gave her some antibiotics, and it took us at least half a year to nurse her back to health. It took a while for the infection to pass, and in that time she lost a heap of condition.  The rest of the time was us feeding her up to get her back into shape.

The culmination of all of that effort was Honey being hugely pregnant when the Pinery fires went through. We weren’t exactly sure how pregnant she was, as the dates in my spread sheet and the dates that the rest of the family recalled were conflicting.  As it turns out, the spread sheet was right and I should’ve trusted it over my family’s faulty memories. Don’t tell them I said that.

It was around two weeks after the fires that Honey dropped.  She had 10 babies, five of each gender, with no stillborns or squashings – she weaned all 10. I remember Peyton messaging me when I was at work, telling me that Honey was a few piglets into her delivery, and then updating me during the morning. I didn’t realise until that day just how much tension I was still carrying from the fires. Honey having those babies was this amazing catharsis – it was like somebody released the valve on a pressure cooker.  In that analogy, the pressure cooker is my repressed emotions, and the valve is the relief of having stock, especially pigs, and especially pigs after I had to shoot pregnant sows, give birth.  It was almost symbolic of the rebirth of our entire venture.  That’s super cheesy, but I stand by the analogy, even if it is a bit beer sodden right now.

I got home that night and didn’t even change clothes – I went straight from the car to Honey’s farrowing shed.  I have never been more glad to see piglets on the property.  I’ve never appreciated Honey and her amazing capacity to be a mum more.  I’ve never loved what we do more.  That day, that litter, was the antitheses of what we’d gone through with those god awful fires. I love Honey for that healing more than anything else.

Piglets at around 12 hours old. All pooped out from pigletting.

Piglets at around 12 hours old. All pooped out from pigletting.

Piglet pile up!

Piglet pile up!

The supplementary heat means they can slip away from mum to get warm and reduce the risk of squashings.

The supplementary heat means they can slip away from mum to get warm and reduce the risk of squashings.

A long suffering mum making sure that she's laying on her teats - no litter of piglets bugging her now.

A long suffering mum making sure that she’s laying on her teats – no litter of piglets bugging her now.

Piglet close up.

Piglet close up.

There's always one piglet that looks like Babe.

There’s always one piglet that looks like Babe.

Don't let the cute fool you - that little bugger is biting me!

Don’t let the cute fool you – that little bugger is biting me!

Apparently this piglet likes the smell of my shin.

Apparently this piglet likes the smell of my shin.

Piglets feeding after a couple of weeks. It's amazing how quickly they put on condition.

Piglets feeding after a couple of weeks. It’s amazing how quickly they put on condition.

For the record, Honey has earned her place on our farm for life. One of the harsh realities that we’ve had to face is that breeding stock sometimes has to be moved one. While we certainly have more leeway than an intensive farm that can’t afford to carry any non-performing animal, there are still economic realities.  We may be able to take the time and expense to nurse a sick sow back to health, but there is a line that has to be drawn sometimes.  We’ve only ever once had to draw that line, and that was coincidentally with Honey’s sister, but I have no doubt it’ll be another awful choice we’ll have to face many times over the upcoming years. However, not with Honey. Honey will live her life out in peace on our farm.  I have no doubt that she’ll happily give us more litters, but as soon as it becomes hard for her, then she’ll be retired to a life of leisure in one of our back paddocks, where she’ll be free to root in the earth and bite Peyton whenever she feels like it. Peyton will just have to live with that.