February 2014 Facebook Farm Statuses

  • I’ve always thought my kids were joking about my “farmer’s crack” when I’m outside working, until this week where I have a very interesting strip of sunburn…
  • So, up at 5:30am to investigate noisy pigs (the boar was asking the question, the sow was saying “no thankyou”). I noticed some rats scurrying around one of the chook yards. I grabbed my air rifle and managed to shoot one, while precariously holding a torch, as it was running along a cable. Then at 6:30am I hosted an international phone conference, which included attendees from the US and UK, plus my General Manager, having to mute my phone when I wasn’t talking because the rooster was going nuts. I’m pretty sure that’s how all farmers start their day.
  • 40mm of rain since yesterday afternoon, and we’re expecting potentially that much today. We could end up with 15% to 20% of our annual rainfall in 2 days! That’s freaking unsane! Unsane I tells ‘ya!
  • We had 11 piglets born this morning. There are graphic pics and videos to follow. You’ve been warned… 🙂
  • We borrowed a horse float from some bikie types yesterday. I can’t say for sure they’re bikies, but I’m pretty sure they know their way around a good revenge killing. Anyway, I was dropping off the horse float this morning in my awesomely manly farm truck, a truck for which the bikie type expressed his admiration yesterday, and as I pulled up a Belinda Carlisle song started on the CD player. Loud. There was little eye contact made after that… My response was to flick forward to a Cher song as I left and turn it all the way up. LIKE A BOSS!
  • Want to make 3 sisters fight? Bring a 3 day old piglet inside and hand it to one of them for a hug…

 

Our baby-daddy, Boris!

Our baby-daddy, Boris!

Lesson Learned: Nothing Happening… Except Pigs!!!!!

January, 2014  was hot enough to grind things to a screaming halt. However, the hottest day we saw was right at the start of February.

Believe it or not, it actually got about a half-degree hotter that day... :(

Believe it or not, it actually got about a half-degree hotter that day… 😦

For the first couple of weeks, we had one Sunday where it was cool enough to actually do anything, so we caught up with veggie patch stuff. That involved the final harvest of things like our potatoes and parsnips.

New Potatoes!

New Potatoes!

Last of the parsnip. My foot is there for scale. These last ones were huge!

Last of the parsnip. My foot is there for scale. These last ones were huge!

We did have some wins when it comes to meat self-sufficiency too.

First of all, we took Steak, our last Fresian steer, to “The Other Farm”. He dressed out to 190kg, and the meat was just amazing.

This is the "after picture" of Steak. He was a good boy.

This is the “after picture” of Steak. He was a good boy.

People turn their noses up at the dairy breeds, mostly due to the leanness. Seriously though, this meat is freaking amazing!

People turn their noses up at the dairy breeds, mostly due to the leanness. Seriously though, this meat is freaking amazing!

 

One of our Australorps had been clucky too. In fact, she’s been clucky the entire time we’ve had her, and barely leaves the eggs. She’s perma-clucky. Having more eggs than we ever know what to do with, we just let her sit on as many as she wanted. The result was 10 new babies in February.

Our first home-bred chick!

Our first home-bred chick!

Chicks in the brooder.

Chicks in the brooder.

The biggest news, however, was our latest litter of piglets! Honey Pig did us proud, and had 11 babies.

The miracle of birth! The mess, gross miracle...

The miracle of birth! The mess, gross miracle…

Alert pig. Knackered mum.

Alert pig. Knackered mum.

Piglet noms.

Piglet noms.

That piglet is maybe 3 hours old. They're adventurous little buggers.

That piglet is maybe 3 hours old. They’re adventurous little buggers.

No, that piglet isn't trying to crawl back in.

No, that piglet isn’t trying to crawl back in.

We spent a heap of time in with Honey, including getting to watch most of the babies born. One thing I noticed was just how knackered she was after the birth.

Honey Pig absolutely shagged. She was exhausted and high on endorphins. This is the time that gilts lay on piglets.

Honey Pig absolutely shagged. She was exhausted and high on endorphins. This is the time that gilts lay on piglets.

She was almost in a daze for the first 24 hours, to the point where she was peeing/pooping where she lay and lying in it. As gross as people think pigs are, they just don’t do that kind of thing.

Honey lay on 2 of her babies in that first day, clearly because she was just so tired. After the first 24 hours she perked up, and was super conscientious of where her babies were when she tried to lay down. Still, after losing a couple you get super spooked every time you check on them…

I came in to see this and panic...

I came in to see this and panic…

... only to see this.  I still moved those babies though.

… only to see this. I still moved those babies though.

 

As always, there was one stand-out little piglet. Also, as always, it was the runtiest.

Connie and Struggle. There was some serious bonding going on.

Connie and Struggle. There was some serious bonding going on.

 

Dad and Gemma were watching Honey Pig do her thing, when Gemma thought she heard little squeals from behind the sleepers we use as lean boards in the farrowing shed. Sure enough, the runtiest piglet had somehow made his way deep behind the sleepers, had probably been there for an hour or two, and wasn’t far from expiring. Dad dragged him out, and he made a good recover. However, he was constantly the source of grey hairs for us all.

This is Struggle, at a day old and after a near death experience. Some piglets never learn.

This is Struggle, at a day old and after a near death experience. Some piglets never learn.

Struggle escaping!

Struggle escaping!

All-in-all, the piglets were successful. We need to work on our husbandry to reduce the squashing incidences, and I want to work on our runt management, maybe with fostering and supplementary feeding. For the most part, however, this is going very, very well.

A basket of piglets.

A basket of piglets.

Blissed out on mum's milk.

Blissed out on mum’s milk.

Of course, the biggest news for the month was that Linhda and I got engaged. I organised a special anniversary night away, and got all of the family together as a surprise. It might not be farm news, but it’s still blog-worthy… 🙂

Yup, I put a ring on it... :)

Yup, I put a ring on it… 🙂