January 2012 Facebook Farm Statuses

I was semi-documenting our activities via Facebook, and want to include some Facebook statuses in each of these 2012 monthly posts. That’s a little self-indulgent, but I’m comfortable with that. 🙂

  • Linhda tried to name the sheep we dropped off today “Bessie”. The only problems were that it was a dude, and it wasn’t a cow. Also, it was clearly a “Toby”…
  • Peyton just realised that we can’t get home-delivered Chinese food at the farm, and now she’s sad. Bloody townies…
  • First snake on the farm. Awesome.
  • Half the stupid ornamental garden out the back is gone and replanted with stuff we can eat. Along with a few new fruit trees and a new meat bird area. Yay for progress, even if it feels like slow progress.
  • 12 tomato plants and 18 chilli plants. That sounds like the right ratio to me…
  • Just ran into our first problem with raising our own meat. Sheep only have 4 legs, which apparently means only 4 lamb shanks. Those things are freaking awesome! I’m going to invent an 8 legged sheep. It’s a billion dollar idea!
  • Built a fence. For my meat chickens. With my dad. Farm-freaking-tastic!
  • The meat bird chicks are nearly 4 weeks old. They went from cute day-old chicks to ugly-as-sin within 2 days. Now they’re getting cute again dammit! AND they’re trying to bond with me! Stupid, cute, tasty animals…
  • The meat bird chicks have decided two things. Firstly, I’m a source of food and therefore should be followed around at all times. Secondly, the hairs on my legs are tasty and should be pecked at all times. Seriously, it’s like a scene from an Orson Wells movie every time I set foot in there!
  • Today I got to use my angle grinder. On metal. With sparks. Inside. Loudly. It was a good day.
  • Second snake. Awesomer.
  • Fun Farm Fact #78: That “pebble” in your boot may very well be sheep shit.
  • Today, after watching our new drake get three of the other ducks to… give him piggy back rides, and all before breakfast, I decided to name him “Ron Jeremy”. He’s a little fat guy who gets lots of action. BooYah! In related news, Linhda named her favourite duck “Bubbles”. Feel free to heap scorn on her.
Bruce loves those Facebook statuses!

Bruce loves those Facebook statuses!

Post Move In

Our first full month in the house was incredibly hectic. This was made more so by the fact that I was offered a big promotion right at the start of the month that had me travelling a bit more. I spent most of the month interstate, though was home for the weekends.

We did a heap of standard maintenance type stuff, including:

  • Fixing rain water drainage that had been let go.
  • Fixed some more plumbing. I swear that every tap on this property, both inside and out, leaked when we moved in.
  • Trimmed trees and stacked fire wood.
  • Had our new machinery serviced.
  • Welded up our trailer.
  • Made feed/water containers for the stock.
  • We were able to reclaim some stock sheds that had been left in the back paddock.
  • Generally cleaned up the shit that had been left behind.

These are basic farm day-to-day chores that we do all the time; however, that first month was full of this kind of work. The place had been a rental for several years and then empty for nearly a year, and was in dire need of some TLC.

Ugly bamboo cladding. It must burn!

Ugly bamboo cladding. It must burn!

Uglee bamboo cladding, ugly fence, ugly area.

Uglee bamboo cladding, ugly fence, ugly area.

Ugly garden and swing set.

Ugly garden and swing set.

Ugly ornamental garden.

Ugly ornamental garden.

We had some nice early self-sufficiency wins, specifically in terms of water, raising meat, and our veggie/fruit areas.

WATER

We have two rainwater tanks situated at the back of our “little” shed. They collect the water off the shed, car port, and maybe a quarter to a third of the house. We estimate that they total about 27k litres of water, which isn’t much more than a tenth of what the property can collect.

I bought a pump for them, and we worked out how to both use the tank water for the lawn and veggies and also how to hook it into a drum so we can fertilise out of it.

We also organised some grey water capture, but found that there’s already a system in place that takes much of the grey water straight out to the lawn area. That works poorly, but at least is better than dumping that water.

One note on the lawn: I hate lawn. With a passion I hate it. I can’t think of a more wasteful use of resources or my time. However, we have dogs and my beautiful girlfriend is determined that the dogs have grass to crap on. My compromise is that I only water it using grey water or rain water, and care for it as little as humanly possible.  I want to reclaim some of it for veggies, but it has two big trees in it that make it too shady.

MEAT

We took our first sheep to “the other farm” right at the start of the month. “The other farm” is what Linhda calls the abattoir we use. We were really very luck in that we found a butcher with its own abattoir about 20 minutes from where we live.  We book the animal in, drop it off on the weekend, and then go back a week later for the meat. It’s also super-affordable when you’re talking about things like sheep and goats.

This was quite a big step for us. We hadn’t had this sheep for long, but we’d still hand fed and bonded with it. We’ve always been a family that is top-heavy with pets, and keeping our own meat animals was something I’d seen as a big challenge for us. However, it all went well and within a week of moving in we had our own farm-reared meat.  To be honest, the sheep was too small and we should have left him for a month or three longer.  We were a little impatient though.

Our first rack of lamb. Poor, tasty Todd.

Our first rack of lamb. Poor, tasty Todd.

We also got some more ducks, specifically to breed for meat. We chose Muscovy as the breed, which is actually a breed of goose rather than ducks. Either way, they breed without human intervention, lay nice eggs, and are pleasantly ugly.

Ducks in a wading pool. Nothing more needs to be said.

Ducks in a wading pool. Nothing more needs to be said.

VEGGIES/FRUIT

My kids got us a couple of citrus trees for Christmas, so we created a citrus area. We fenced it off to use as a meat bird area, allowing them green forage while keeping them away from the dogs. This is also where the existing fruit trees are, of which an apricot, lemon, and the big mulberry survived. This means some nice windfall fruit for the birds also.

Fencing in the meat bird/fruit area.

Fencing in the meat bird/fruit area.

Escapee!

Escapee!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The big job for this month was reclaiming the horrid ornamental garden as productive area. It was full of privet, bitey prickly conifers of both the prostrate and standard varieties, geraniums, and agapanthus. The vendor hadn’t even been able to tell us exactly where the septic tank was because they’d allowed this horrible garden to grow over everything.

Reclaiming this part of the garden involved lots and lots and lots of digging, chopping, and grubbing. There was nothing for it but to manually drag all of the crappy plants out, after which we carted in nice organic loam.  The soil here is thick, sticky clay, so we opted for raised beds.

Shitty garden full of shitty plants.

Shitty garden full of shitty plants.

Shitty plants gone!

Shitty plants gone!

Horrible plants becoming the start of a bonfire.

Horrible plants becoming the start of a bonfire.

Becoming productive.

Becoming productive.

It took a long time, over the hottest part of summer, but we ended up with the largest bed, which would be a big veggie patch in any suburban garden, turned into a productive bed growing corn, carrots, tomatoes, and chillies.

Black Russians!

Black Russians!

There were also some miscellaneous things of note to happen in January.  Firstly, we moved dad in. This went quite smoothly, though his 3m x 3m shed did fall on him as we were moving it. Don’t worry though – I was able to get some good pictures before I dragged it off of him.

Some see dad trapped. I see a photo opportunity.

Some see dad trapped. I see a photo opportunity.

Secondly, we experienced our first snakes.  In fact, we had three.  They were eastern browns, and are the second deadliest land snake in the world. The really curious thing is that our neighbour, who has lived in the area for nearly 60 years and who has lived next door for nearly 25 years, hadn’t seen a snake for a few years.

Slowly starting to come together...

Slowly starting to come together…

Pre-Move In

We had the keys a few weeks before moving in. This gave us a chance to get some things done, and let us have Christmas without any moving stress.  For a couple of weeks before Christmas we did things like:

  • Fix external plumbing. The big shed is fully plumbed, but the water was turned off. All we could get from the vendor was that a pipe had been cracked, and rather than fix it they’d isolated the shed and left it. We also had vague directions as to where the isolation valve/tap was. It took some digging, but we uncovered a heap of pipe work and found a ball valve a couple of feet down in the chook run. Seriously, the pipe had been cracked, they’d turned off the tap and then buried it! It took a while to work that out, after which we fixed the original leak, fixed some taps in the shed, and then had water back
  • Fixed the chook coop.  It’s a nicely built coop and run, but I don’t think it had been used in many years.  It has corrugated iron running length-wise along the bottom, and then chook wire up to 6 feet or so.  The wire was falling down, the iron was coming away from the uprights, and the gate was knackered. I had estimated that it’d take 2 hours to fix, and it ended up being a 10 to 12 hour job.  I was in there on Christmas morning, before I got my kids, finishing it up.
Horribly maintained chook coop and run.

Horribly maintained chook coop and run.

  • Get some stock.
    • I picked up some meat chooks and got them situated in the big shed in my snake’s old vivarium.  I was expecting about a 50% mortality rate as I’d never done this before and baby birds are fragile.  With that in mind I ordered 20 as a starter, but the factory gave me 23. I suspect that they don’t count as much as they estimate them by the handful.  Either way, we got 23 expecting about 10 to make it. Spoiler alert: all 23 made it.

      Baby meat birds!

      Baby meat birds!

This "little" guy is only 2 weeks old!

This “little” guy is only 2 weeks old!

    • Get some sheep. We bought 4 sheep from a guy out near Mallala.  They were merinos or merino crosses, and so not specifically meat animals.
Curious sheep are curious.

Curious sheep are curious.

  • Organise feed for the stock.
  • Thin some trees. There are many, many trees on the property, and some are planted in completely random spots. For example, there is access to the rear paddock down both sides of the property, but a couple of big melaleucas had been allowed to grow up in the middle of one, making it useless. We’ve spent a lot of time fixing that, and that started before we moved in.
Thinning some trees.

Thinning some trees.

Side access almost completely blocked by poorly maintained trees.

Side access almost completely blocked by poorly maintained trees.

  • Get some machinery, including a trailer, chainsaws, a rotary hoe, and an awesome mulcher.
Mulcher. This thing is a beast!

Mulcher. This thing is a beast!

I had vague plans to try and use this on a large scale to do the back paddock. That was stupid.

I had vague plans to try and use this on a large scale to do the back paddock. That was stupid.

Don't let the badge fool you - it's a Chinese knock-off.

Don’t let the badge fool you – it’s a Chinese knock-off.

  • I also did some inside work, including painting, ripping out carpet, replacing the air conditioner etc.