And I forgot to mention the guns…

We decided a while ago that we needed a gun or two on the farm. I’m not a big fan of hunting, or of killing things really, but there are times when a gun may be necessary.  For one, we had a problem last year with starlings eating our corn, and I’d been thinking of getting a slug gun to keep their numbers down.  Apart from that, however, we have nearly 50 assorted animals living with us on our little patch of paradise, and there is potentially going to be a time where we need a gun to either protect them (e.g. fox predation) or put them down.

With all of this in mind, dad and I went out and got our gun licenses.  I’m a huge proponent of gun control, and didn’t mind the fact that we had to go through a lengthy process, but I was still surprised at just how lengthy that process was.

We had to go through police checks and then pass a course with both theory and practical sections.  It took over 6 months from start to finish, and cost several hundred dollars.  Then, after you get your license and buy your guns, you have to wait a minimum of 4 weeks, and in our case it was over 6 weeks, to actually get the permits to be able to pick them up.  Then you need to register them and pay more fees.  I think that process alone, along with the expense, is enough to weed out a lot of people.  Maybe that’s part of the theory behind it?

Anyway, we ended up buying two guns in November, though we didn’t officially take possession of them until December.  We got a nice air rifle and a little rim-fire .22.  We found a great gun shop in Pooraka, and they had a deal on the .22, with a gun safe, bag, gun cleaning stuff, and a bucket ‘o bullets.  Seriously, it’s called a “bucket ‘o bullets”, and it’s literally a bucket containing 1400 high-velocity bullets.

It's not much of an arsenal, but it's pretty much essential for most farms, even the little ones...

It’s not much of an arsenal, but it’s pretty much essential for most farms, even the little ones…

There’s apparently a gun club in Kapunda, which isn’t that far from us, and we might got and check it out.  I enjoy target shooting, and really, really need the practice. Right now, the starlings are pretty safe…

November 2013 Facebook Farm Statuses

  • So there’s a pig farm for sale – 2 properties, stall-free breeding, 185 acres, the capacity for a couple of thousand pigs, both fulltime and part-time staff. Linhda thinks it’d be too much work for us. Spoil sport.
  • Family pickling night done! And I didn’t burn myself once, though there were two near misses. Yay for no second-degree boiling water burns!
    For the record, “family pickling night” doesn’t involve pickling the family. Just in case there was any grammatical confusion.
  • Farm Lesson #92: Don’t plant rye in your crop mix if piglets will be grazing on it. Rye seeds and little piggy eyes don’t mix.
    This morning I’ve picked 4 rye seeds from 4 different piglets. They lay there as I rub their bellies, let me pick mud out of their eye, pry their eyelids open, and claw out buried seeds. There’s probably another Farm Lesson in there about tame piglets…
  • Time to make the place pretty for our BBQ with The Duregons! Any by that, I mean I’ll spend a few hours playing with the piglets while David drives the ride-on mower around.
    In summary: Piglets!
  • Went on an aquaponics farm tour today – saw a fish farm with a horticultural aspect, a hydroponic farm, and then commercial aquaculture set ups. It doesn’t look that difficult. If I can get a poly-tunnel set up in the next month or three, we should be eating Atherton-bred fish by Christmas next year.
  • Today, on top of their normal grain feed and greens from the veggie patch, the pigs have eaten prawn heads/tails, yabbie heads/tails, stale bread, egg shells, leftover stock full of garlic, onions, and chillies, and stale chocolate cake. Seriously, there is nothing they won’t eat, and eat with obvious gusto!
  • Our little breeding flock of Astralorps range from 12/13 weeks to 17/18 weeks (two batches). The interweb, which has never let me down before, says they start laying somewhere around 24 to 26 weeks, but maybe as late as 30 weeks. That doesn’t explain why I picked up 7 tiny eggs from their coop this morning…
Miss November

Miss November

November, it’s all about the maintenance, harvest, preserving… oh, and guns…

It seemed like all we did in November was tread water. We did a heap of work, but it was mostly maintenance without a lot of things that felt like progress.  Looking back, however, we did okay.

The piglets grew a heap.

The piglets are getting huge!

The piglets are getting huge!

They needed their own kind of maintenance though.  We planted out the back paddock with a mixture of barley, peas, and rye, and we found that the rye seeds get stuck in little piglet eyes.  One of the advantages of having super-tame pigs though, is that they stand still when you pick that stuff out.

That rye seed came out of that piglet's eye.

That rye seed came out of that piglet’s eye.

There were a few days where I’d pick out 2 or 3 seeds from various piglets. The lesson here is to avoid rye next year.

We also had some good friends come out for a BBQ, and to meet their piglet in person.  To me, that’s about the biggest win we could ever hope for.

Pete meeting Gianna, his piglet.

Pete meeting Gianna, his piglet.

Probably our biggest pig progress was the fact that we put Honey back in with Boris.  We had 11 piglets left, and didn’t need both mums in with them. We want to control how often we have piglets, mainly aimed at getting spit pigs at just the right time for birthday celebrations. 🙂  We want a spit pig for May, and so put Honey back with the big man. I think they may have been together for maybe 5 minutes before they were… consummating their undying love. By porking. Pun fully intended.

Boris and Honey having complete disregard to the fact that some of their kids are watching from the other side of the fence.

Boris and Honey having complete disregard to the fact that some of their kids are watching from the other side of the fence.

And just in case it wasn't clear, here's a close-up.

And just in case it wasn’t clear, here’s a close-up.

This is Boris' post-coital mud bath. It's the porky equivalent of having a cigarette, or rolling over to go to sleep.

This is Boris’ post-coital mud bath. It’s the porky equivalent of having a cigarette, or rolling over to go to sleep.

Lastly in pig news, here is a gratuitous pig shot, because Boris doesn’t get enough attention.

This is why we can't have clean water. Ever.

This is why we can’t have clean water. Ever.

We did a heap of maintenance on the veggie patches, which takes a surprising amount of time.

We're getting better at growing potatoes, but I think we still have a long way to go.

We’re getting better at growing potatoes, but I think we still have a long way to go.

The zucchinis were coming on nicely.

The zucchinis were coming on nicely.

We learned to pick the squash when they're maybe palm-sized, rather than dinner plate sized like last year.

We learned to pick the squash when they’re maybe palm-sized, rather than dinner plate sized like last year.

The pumpkins are loving life.

The pumpkins are loving life.

We were also able to harvest quite a bit. We had a big win, and also learned a valuable lesson.

Firstly, our beetroot harvest was amazing.  We’ve found that we use beetroot in hot meals like roasts, but also cold meals in a couple of awesome salads. We also preserve it in the form of relish and pickled beetroot.  I grew a heap more this year, wanting to see how much we could use, and we’ve ended up with a couple of dozen jars of relish and about four dozen jars of pickled beetroot.

Sometimes size really does matter...

Sometimes size really does matter…

We were harvesting this much pretty much whenever we wanted.

We were harvesting this much pretty much whenever we wanted.

Bulk beetroot processing!

Bulk beetroot processing!

This has given us a good idea on exactly how much we should grow next year.  We’ve also learned that we prefer the globe-shaped beetroot, and the Derwent Globes in particular.

This is one of our batches of pickled beetroot. Between the pickled and relish forms, we probably did this 6 or 7 times over the October to December period.

This is one of our batches of pickled beetroot. Between the pickled and relish forms, we probably did this 6 or 7 times over the October to December period.

We had over an inch of rain over a couple of days in the middle of the month. Our garlic was done, in fact potentially a week past done, and I decided that would be a good time to harvest it.  We planted 7 different varieties, and something like 150 plants. Linhda did her normal stellar job at plaiting it, but we found a week later that some had gone soft.  It turns out that you need to harvest it in dry conditions, or at least let it dry before hanging it.  We lost maybe 10% to 20% of the harvest, though we’re using it to make an organic insecticide and we’ll still have more than enough for the year.  It’s a good lesson though.

I had some beeswax sitting in a jar for a while, and couldn’t quite find the right way to melt and use it.  I did a heap of research and found a method that has you basically boil it in water, sieve, let a disc of wax form, and then repeat but sieve it through cloth.  This was super-simple and gave us gorgeously pure wax.  I think it’s slightly more dangerous than the other methods though, as the wax is apparently quite flammable. However, it worked like a champ, and I made a candle!

This is the first time around, when the bigger impurities have been filtered out.

This is the first time around, when the bigger impurities have been filtered out.

This is the second time around, when the second filtering removes the rest of the impurities.

This is the second time around, when the second filtering removes the rest of the impurities.

And I made a candle! Seriously, I am oddly proud of that candle, and show it to pretty much anybody who visits.

And I made a candle! Seriously, I am oddly proud of that candle, and show it to pretty much anybody who visits.

We also started to get eggs from the Australorps.  By our calculations they were 17 weeks old, and maybe 19 weeks at the absolute outside, where we weren’t expecting eggs for another 5 to 10 weeks! The eggs are small, but they’ll get bigger.

We’ve been looking at aquaponics, the method where you grow fish and use a hydroponic set up to filter and recycle the water.  We found a local-ish guy who has tertiary qualifications in that area, and who sells the equipment. We booked one of his tours, which took us to commercial aquaculture and hydroponic set ups, and then to his place for the aquaponics set ups. It’s fascinating, and is definitely something we’ll look at once I have a poly-tunnel organised.  My aim is to grow our own barramundi and yabbies, though it might take a while to perfect the method.

I think the best way to get a sense of the progress we’re making is to look at the amount of food we eat that comes from our property.  We have entire meals where the ingredients were grown by us.  We have a heap of other meals where only one or two things (e.g. sweet potato or mushrooms) come from the supermarket. It really does give you a huge sense of achievement, especially in those months where it doesn’t feel like you’re doing much that leads you in a forward direction.

Everything on this plate came from my property...

Everything on this plate came from my property…

... except the cheese sauce.

… except the cheese sauce.

Lastly, we had some wild life in our sheds. One morning I found a blue tongue in our big shed. It was a cool night and he’d come in to get warm. He was beautiful, and I made sure he slipped away safely.

This guy was in the shed and a little cold one morning. I made sure he got safely away. I've got a soft spot for our scaled brothers and sisters...

This guy was in the shed and a little cold one morning. I made sure he got safely away. I’ve got a soft spot for our scaled brothers and sisters…

Later in the month we had a rat in the little shed, which is only one of the few we’ve been able to catch. I actually really like the rats, but we need to control their numbers. It’s one of those uncomfortable necessities of farm life… 😦

At least Bruce is impressed with my masterful rat catching skills.

At least Bruce is impressed with my masterful rat catching skills.