• WE HAVE DUCKLINGS!!!!

   Actually, so far there’s one. Therefore…

   WE HAVE DUCKLING!!!!!.

• We had another be swarm go over our place yesterday, and it may even be our own hive splitting off (they were at critical mass). We watched the giant, scary-sounding mass drift across our place and settle onto a bush in my neighbour’s front yard. He’s given me the okay to try and catch them, so I’ll be off to get another hive tomorrow or the next day. With a little luck, and some terror on my part, we might have two hives happily pollinating our little world within the next few days. Wish me luck…
• There’s a pregnant pure-bred Jersey Heiffer on gumtree! Her name is Bianca, which is ridiculous, but I might go meet her tomorrow!!!!

   Don’t tell Linhda…

• Going to get my firearms license today, which includes having my photo taken for the ID. I’m purposely unshaven, unshowered, and unkempt. I’ve also been working on my dead-eyed, slack-jawed look. This is going to be the best ID ever!

Isn’t she gorgeous?!?!